$BURNER · stonkfun · paired with $ZCASH
BURNER
one number, one call, then the hinge goes in the river. he has never been reached twice at the same number and considers this the bare minimum.
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Call log
every number used exactly once
numbernotedurstatus
+1 ••• 0114bought the first handset, cash00:11disposed
+1 ••• 8827told his brother where to leave things00:06disposed
+1 ••• 3390wrong number. still burned it00:02disposed
+1 ••• 5541someone said "is this the same guy"00:01disposed
+1 ••• 7162a bank called about an account he never opened00:04disposed
+1 ••• 2078his mother. he let it ring00:00disposed
+1 ••• 9903answered "no." hung up00:03disposed
+1 ••• ••••current handset—active
One thread
recovered from handset #41, before the hinge
hey is this still you
no
it's the same number i had saved
then it isn't me
can i call you later
you can call this number later. nobody will answer. that is the service working
what do i do if i need you
you won't. that's the whole idea
How to reach him
you can't. buy instead
01
get a solana wallet. don't name it after yourself.
02
open stonkfun. find $BURNER, paired with $ZCASH.
03
buy. don't tell anyone. don't screenshot it. don't save this page.
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